The author demonstrating correct Gavel Technique form in “Chapter 5: Use Your Dick for Measurable Results”, from the internationally best selling Effective Business Communications Techniques for Senior Executives.
"Oooh…he’s so long and fat!” she’s thinking. The way she moans when he stretches her all out like that. How she’s moving all slutty on him, all around and up and away. Look how she’s tied his wrists tight to the chair and he’s holding on for dear life. Probably has him blindfolded and ball gagged as well. “Oh Lord have mercy she feels tight!” he’s thinking.
A star is born in this surreal warehouse threesome. Mumbling in a voyeuristically induced trance Mathieu (aka Sock Man) struts around naked in running shoes and ankle sox, becoming the focus of Conchita’s carnal attention as she is expertly plowed by hapless Bernard. Thus begins an intriguing game of sexual cat and mouse as Sock Man feigns indifference (betrayed by his raging hardon) while Conchita vies for his attention.
A demonstration of 2 Natural Laws, class… 1) Newton’s Third Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action; and 2) Videogenics First Law: The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.