Dinner and the Movies

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In the Spring a young lass’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love and long fat ones…
The author demonstrating correct Gavel Technique form in “Chapter 5:  Use Your Dick for Measurable Results”, from the internationally best selling Effective Business Communications Techniques for Senior Executives.
"Oooh…he’s so nice and fat!” she’s thinking. The way she moans when he stretches her all out like that.  How she’s moving so slutty on him, all around and up and away. Look how she’s tied his wrists tight to the chair and he’s holding on for dear life. Probably has him blindfolded and ball gagged as well. “Oh Lord have mercy she feels so tight!” he’s thinking.
Dat dapper dandy damn devil dawg, Dark Dale, deftly delivers debutant Darling Daphne definitely damp, decidedly delicious, deep-dish doggy…damn!
Extremely impressive gif from her American Idol audition. Shame there’s no soundtrack because I read sphincters fluently and she’s clearly farting “Flight of the Bumblebee”. Soprano.
 Speaking in tongues…practice it, practice it, then practice it more
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